General Discussion

I don't care how he goes, just freaking go!

Maybe Melania will poison his breakfast?

Or one of his new MAGA Gestapo will mistake him for a crowd of immigrants and run him over with a tank?

Maybe he'll choke trying to swallow the entire Epstein file with a Big Mac and Large Fries?

Or maybe he'll fall up the stairs to Air Force One, and then down the stairs, and then up the stairs, all the while a stream of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, call Vance over to remove it and fall on him as both tumble back down the stairs, Trump hitting his head on the final step and never stirring from the pavement as blood oozes . . .

I'm sorry. I was getting just a wee bit carried away there for a second.