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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIs he dead yet?
Ended the war in Ukraine and ascended bodily to Heaven?
Fluffed Putin for an hour and ass-ended bodily to Hell?
Ate 500 pounds of radioactive Walmart shrimp in the manner of a baleen whale?
Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?
Easterncedar
(5,828 posts)And surely, every day brings us a little closer to the celebration.
yardwork
(69,115 posts)Ate 500 pounds of radioactive Walmart shrimp in the manner of a baleen whale?😂😂
SocialDemocrat61
(7,215 posts)Sucks that DOGE fired all those FDA regulators.
Celerity
(54,008 posts)Donkees
(33,532 posts)

no_hypocrisy
(54,597 posts)SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)Soon...
malaise
(294,342 posts)Bestie Jeffrey is still calling and time will prove that hes as innocent as Jared the Subway Guy.
surfered
(12,426 posts)
As we would say here
even when him dead him lie still😀 😀
surfered
(12,426 posts)Last edited Wed Aug 20, 2025, 08:37 AM - Edit history (1)
RVN VET71
(3,166 posts)ShazzieB
(22,359 posts)I just read this: "Any patriotic person is entitled to request and receive the same honor as military members by having a flag draped over their coffin. However, only individuals who have served in the military are given the flag at no cost." https://www.memorials.com/info/military-funeral-flag-etiquette/index.html
To which I say: DAMN! The thought of a flag being draped over HIS coffin is a travesty. But as long as he's dead and stays dead, I guess i can live with it.
niyad
(130,652 posts)Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.
SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
malaise
(294,342 posts)😀
SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)but soon is better than the distant future, don't you think?
10 yrs ago wouldn't have been soon enough.
RVN VET71
(3,166 posts)If only Mary Anne McLeod had had her emergency hysterectomy after Elizabeth was born!
SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)ShazzieB
(22,359 posts)If he'd died 10 years ago, he wouldn't have been able to run for president in 2016, much less get elected! That sounds pretty good to me!
surfered
(12,426 posts)SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
surfered
(12,426 posts)SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)malaise
(294,342 posts)because hes suddenly worried about hell and heaven
twodogsbarking
(18,016 posts)Dulcinea
(9,874 posts)...will be his last breath.
surfered
(12,426 posts)MiHale
(12,781 posts)Please PedoPrez ES&D.
Rver
(245 posts)hlthe2b
(113,261 posts)
boonecreek
(1,434 posts)Mopey Dick?
CaptainTruth
(8,101 posts)
So true!!!
RVN VET71
(3,166 posts)I don't care how he goes, just freaking go!
Maybe Melania will poison his breakfast?
Or one of his new MAGA Gestapo will mistake him for a crowd of immigrants and run him over with a tank?
Maybe he'll choke trying to swallow the entire Epstein file with a Big Mac and Large Fries?
Or maybe he'll fall up the stairs to Air Force One, and then down the stairs, and then up the stairs, all the while a stream of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, call Vance over to remove it and fall on him as both tumble back down the stairs, Trump hitting his head on the final step and never stirring from the pavement as blood oozes . . .
I'm sorry. I was getting just a wee bit carried away there for a second.
niyad
(130,652 posts)RVN VET71
(3,166 posts)An anxious world asks this question every morning at breakfast.
Children pray at bedtime to the Lord of Justice: "If Trump should die before I wake, I'm cuttin' school to bake a cake. Amen"
niyad
(130,652 posts)surfered
(12,426 posts)
SheltieLover
(78,496 posts)The Grand Illuminist
(2,027 posts)Last edited Wed Aug 20, 2025, 10:19 AM - Edit history (1)
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Blue Full Moon
(3,297 posts)htts://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-worried-about-not-getting-to-heaven-i-am-really-at-the-bottom/
Blue Full Moon
(3,297 posts)NH Ethylene
(31,301 posts)He is worried about getting into heaven!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220573875
Blue Full Moon
(3,297 posts)
Wicked Blue
(8,738 posts)and carried off to the lowest depths of Hell
LetMyPeopleVote
(177,018 posts)
republianmushroom
(22,162 posts)From trump, "'I hear I'm not doing well': Trump hopes he can get into heaven and believes..."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=3515554
Blue Owl
(58,627 posts)ShazzieB
(22,359 posts)
