And surely, every day brings us a little closer to the celebration.

Ate 500 pounds of radioactive Walmart shrimp in the manner of a baleen whale?😂😂

Sucks that DOGE fired all those FDA regulators.

Soon...

Bestie Jeffrey is still calling and time will prove that he’s as innocent as Jared the Subway Guy.

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I just read this: "Any patriotic person is entitled to request and receive the same honor as military members by having a flag draped over their coffin. However, only individuals who have served in the military are given the flag at no cost." https://www.memorials.com/info/military-funeral-flag-etiquette/index.html

To which I say: DAMN! The thought of a flag being draped over HIS coffin is a travesty. But as long as he's dead and stays dead, I guess i can live with it.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

😀

but soon is better than the distant future, don't you think?

10 yrs ago wouldn't have been soon enough.

If only Mary Anne McLeod had had her emergency hysterectomy after Elizabeth was born!

If he'd died 10 years ago, he wouldn't have been able to run for president in 2016, much less get elected! That sounds pretty good to me!

because he’s suddenly worried about hell and heaven

...will be his last breath.

Please PedoPrez ES&D.

Mopey Dick?

I don't care how he goes, just freaking go!

Maybe Melania will poison his breakfast?

Or one of his new MAGA Gestapo will mistake him for a crowd of immigrants and run him over with a tank?

Maybe he'll choke trying to swallow the entire Epstein file with a Big Mac and Large Fries?

Or maybe he'll fall up the stairs to Air Force One, and then down the stairs, and then up the stairs, all the while a stream of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, call Vance over to remove it and fall on him as both tumble back down the stairs, Trump hitting his head on the final step and never stirring from the pavement as blood oozes . . .

I'm sorry. I was getting just a wee bit carried away there for a second.

An anxious world asks this question every morning at breakfast.

Children pray at bedtime to the Lord of Justice: "If Trump should die before I wake, I'm cuttin' school to bake a cake. Amen"

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nt

htts://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/trump-tells-fox-hosts-hes-worried-about-not-getting-to-heaven-i-am-really-at-the-bottom/

He is worried about getting into heaven!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220573875

and carried off to the lowest depths of Hell

From trump, "'I hear I'm not doing well': Trump hopes he can get into heaven and believes..."

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=3515554