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NJCher

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53. Lazy Heaven for Dummies!

Tue Aug 19, 2025, 11:00 PM

Aug 2025

Stop, yer killin’ me!

Somebody should take that pic where he scammed Gen’l Miley into posing at that church with him and replace the Bible with the yellow and black Lazy Heaven for Dummies!

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Trump tells FAUX: He's Worried About Not 'Getting to Heaven': 'I Am Really at the Bottom' [View all] LilElf70 Aug 2025 OP

Maybe he should spend time reading from a Trump Bible ... VMA131Marine Aug 2025 #1

I'm guessing trump will announce a 20% tariff on all non-US made miracles Torchlight Aug 2025 #2

Relax, Donny - There ain't such a thing. MineralMan Aug 2025 #3

Riiiiiiight! LOLOLOLOLOL AZJonnie Aug 2025 #4

Religion appeals to ego in order to assume and maintain power for itself Maru Kitteh Aug 2025 #17

ALSO all true my friend!!! AZJonnie Aug 2025 #19

Lazy Heaven for Dummies! NJCher Aug 2025 #53

Exactly. markodochartaigh Aug 2025 #26

This isn't for real, is it? It's a joke, right? (nt) Paladin Aug 2025 #5

It isn't! mr715 Aug 2025 #34

We're now deeply into surreal territory. Paladin Aug 2025 #37

Isn't his concern about heaven just hilarious though? mr715 Aug 2025 #41

Used to be, I could find a few things about trump I considered to be hilarious. Paladin Aug 2025 #49

Not who NJCher Aug 2025 #54

If he's pleading for some kind of empathy, he's way too little, too late. Deuxcents Aug 2025 #6

I want him to have malaise Aug 2025 #7

Don't be concerned at all donnie-boy sdfernando Aug 2025 #8

Consider the felon is the living incarnation of the Seven Deadly sins sakabatou Aug 2025 #9

The Whore of Babylon mr715 Aug 2025 #35

Revelations 17? sakabatou Aug 2025 #39

The great city has to be NYC mr715 Aug 2025 #40

....now I'm confused sakabatou Aug 2025 #42

Isn't figurative the only way to take it? mr715 Aug 2025 #43

You weren't using the passage(s), just the title. sakabatou Aug 2025 #44

Apologies nt mr715 Aug 2025 #45

It's okay sakabatou Aug 2025 #46

He can be confident.. Permanut Aug 2025 #10

Don't forget Jeffrey Epstein! MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #50

He really needs to learn more about his religion karynnj Aug 2025 #11

Is this from a sarcasm site? thought crime Aug 2025 #12

It struck me the exact same way---gotta be a joke. (nt) Paladin Aug 2025 #18

No! It's for real. NJCher Aug 2025 #55

He should stop worrying about it. His chances are none, none-er, and none-est. LoisB Aug 2025 #13

Gabriel to Trump: Maru Kitteh Aug 2025 #14

He's told he's not doing well? Is he referring to his health or his chances of heaven? rsdsharp Aug 2025 #15

Heaven is having a Labor Day sale-requirements for entry are 95% easier Jerry2144 Aug 2025 #16

No, he's literally at the bottom re: Dante's Inferno. harumph Aug 2025 #20

He should be worried SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2025 #21

OMD was that funny! NJCher Aug 2025 #57

C'mon Donnie! Just tell St. Peter he's low iq, un-American, the worst at his job! He'll let you right in! unblock Aug 2025 #22

Anniversary of Ivana's death last month. Like Marley's ghost, she told him things weren't looking good and betsuni Aug 2025 #23

"When he finally remembered she was dead... MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #51

Too bad nobody is selling indulgences any more. milestogo Aug 2025 #24

trump needs to pursue something he's more likely to obtain. Paladin Aug 2025 #25

I thought he was the chosen one according to maga Tribetime Aug 2025 #27

Ultimately, God gets the final word SineQuaNon001 Aug 2025 #28

"...having been spared in Butler..." MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #52

Burn in hell Mf'er Historic NY Aug 2025 #29

If you haven't seen it NJCher Aug 2025 #59

He's probably planning to get up there and Make Heaven Great Again. tanyev Aug 2025 #30

A brief moment of clairvoyance stollen Aug 2025 #31

Trump will go to Heaven Raven123 Aug 2025 #32

These are not the thoughts of a healthy man mr715 Aug 2025 #33

Absolutely NJCher Aug 2025 #60

Video/Audio: demmiblue Aug 2025 #36

What a moron LilElf70 Aug 2025 #38

'The bottom of the totem pole' Oeditpus Rex Aug 2025 #47

trump, dude, you are going to rot in hell, forever. republianmushroom Aug 2025 #48

Feeling a little spooked PATRICK Aug 2025 #56

He'd be first in line at the gates of Hell. 3catwoman3 Aug 2025 #58

Dump's on the highway to hell Blue Owl Aug 2025 #61

This is a tiny parody of contrition misanthrope Aug 2025 #62

The convicted pedofelon knows the files will come out and he... Justice matters. Aug 2025 #63

Chid rapists don't go to heaven - EVER! lark Aug 2025 #64