if he can't get past the toll at the pearly gates.

This is what you get. Maybe 80-something years. No more. Screw that up and you've screwed your life up. Think about it. Sucks to be you, dude.

This is dog-whistling to his evangelical base, pretending like he believes in 'heaven' like they do. So there's that motivation, and also what he really wants to see is an outpouring of social media posts by people slurping his junk and exclaiming "If YOU are not going to Heaven Mr. Trump, NOBODY WILL " and the similar slavish obsequiousness that his fragile, child-like ego demands a constant supply of.

This generally means male power, of course.

Dumpy may not “believe” in the traditional sense that most prople practicing a religion understand, that is humbling oneself and performing actions or thoughts they believe show submission to some higher power, but he is likely becoming increasingly desperate for anyone at all who will promise him more bites of the proverbial apple.

You won’t find him going to a church that tells him about things like loving his enemy or being kind to a stranger, but why should he? Most people who practice religion absolutely do shop for the tax-free house of worship that tells them the things they like to hear, the way they like to hear it. In that way, he’s no different. So, you will find him looking for “cheat codes.” People who tell him as long as he just says he believes, he will live forever! Yay! That’s his speed. Lazy. Heaven for dummies. No improvement needed. That’s what he wants to hear.

We are of the same mind

Stop, yer killin’ me!

Somebody should take that pic where he scammed Gen’l Miley into posing at that church with him and replace the Bible with the yellow and black Lazy Heaven for Dummies!

The "I want to go to heaven" coupled with the false humility of "I don't think that I'm doing so well" is straight out of the evilgelical hymnbook.

But it reads like a Trump impersonator circa 2012.

He's at the bottom of the list

Way past time for serious talk about implementing the 25th Amendment---ASAP.

Who do you think put the literal fear of God in him - Melania? Susan Wiles? Who has such deep personal access to make the antichrist question his afterlife?

I'm having a really tough time doing that, anymore...

It’s what. His health is bad and he knows he doesn’t have much time.

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Hell on planet earth

you're not going to make and you know it.

he's going straight to hell.

He is the subject of prophecy

And Trump is from Queens.

You're being figurative about the Bible passage?

Edit - I don't literally believe that Trump is the whore of Babylon or the Antichrist because I don't believe there is an antichrist. But they are fun tropes to work with, and old so tried and true.

My thoughts are being pulled in too many directions.

My brain just doesn't work the same way most people do.

that he will be spending eternity with Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart.

If his number one goal was to go to heaven, he would think of the parable of the lost sheep, where when he returned to the cold, there was more rejoicing than for the 99 who never went astray.

He would need to seriously change his ways
A good start would be to undue most of his executive orders, tell ICE to stand down, push to put back whatever he could to provide food and other needs for people, and try to fix the problems he created in healthcare. Now, if he did all this, it is likely Vance and his cabinet would stop him with the 25th amendment!

On a person level, he would have to confess to God his sins and resolve to change.

Personally, I doubt he really sees how bad he is and at 78 he is unlikely to turn over a new leaf

I found the story through a search!

Who around him would dare tell him that he, like Ebenezer Scrooge, has an express ticket to hell? “Oh, you’re perfect, Sir. You’ll go straight to heaven, Sir. You’ll replace God when you get there, Sir.”

But only if you act now Mr. tRump. Sale ends Friday, September 5

The last and lowest of the circles of hell is reserved for betrayers and traitors.

It is just perfect for this discussion!

he must change his ways. When he finally remembered she was dead he got nervous and thought doing peace stuff would help.

...he got nervous and thought doing peace stuff would help."

The Nobel Peace Prize, for instance...

It's never too late for anyone to seek God's forgiveness and grace. Even the thief on the cross received unmerited mercy because he finally understood the truth.

No one can judge what is truly within the human heart. Is it possible that having been spared in Butler caused a recalibration of DJT's spiritual outlook? God's providence does that to people, even the most broken and failed of us. I know that what we all saw that day altered the 2024 presidential campaign dynamics.

I would imagine that such a dramatic event would have profound effects upon a person's soul. It feels wrong to gainsay a man's profession of newly found awareness. If it's a cynical expression of faith, God is aware of it. He is the author of every story. And He gets the ultimate say.

As always, my two cents.

Be sure to go upthread to SocialDemocrats video, post 21.

As one who once said he never asked asked God for forgiveness, he will be identified as an unrepentant sinner. Then he will be deported to Hell.

At least that’s how I understand it works.

It might be happening.

He knows his time is limited.

That’s the best thing each and everyone of us can take from this.

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-08-19T12:23:41.368Z

This guy is unbelievable.

How can someone that talks this shit, a moron that has no clue as to what he is saying, run a country of 330M people? Answer: He can't. What was he hoping to accomplish? Cluelessness?

I certainly see a rough 3+ more years.

is a non-sequitur in that sense. It doesn't mean "the end of the queue."

since I wrote my little King Ubu( Faustian) fusion play in the Writing forum. I wanted it to go well for him there but it looks like in real life he is just not getting it either. I wish him luck, I suppose. 10 billion years in Purgatory wouldn't be all that bad, but we need some honest conversion/contrition first.

I hope we are spared any of the puke-inducing pictures of the evangelicals surrounding him for the laying on of hands.

No exits, no u-turns, no going back….

It is meant as nothing more than p.r. or manipulation.

freaks out.