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Orrex

(66,727 posts) Sun May 18, 2025, 08:04 AM May 2025

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Crushed by reinforcing steel road plates brought in for the dictator's birthday?

Accidentally machine-gunned by a "legally" converted rifle?

Choked on a dried up old prune?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2025 OP

Thrown out of a restaurant by Jim Comey, Ocelot II May 2025 #1

Followed by the Acme anvil surfered May 2025 #10

And a piano, just to be sure. Dave Bowman May 2025 #30

Yes! A concert grand! SheltieLover May 2025 #37

You can never be too careful! 👍 electric_blue68 May 2025 #41

... SheltieLover May 2025 #36

No but there are 27 days to the 79th birthday malaise May 2025 #2

That's a parade I would attend surfered May 2025 #9

Me too malaise May 2025 #22

That would be an epic parade. MontanaMama May 2025 #34

Died of shock upon learning magat hand symbol means ASSHOLE? SheltieLover May 2025 #3

Trump: "Orrex, when will I die?" sop May 2025 #4

World hoiday, celebrated everywhere except russia SheltieLover May 2025 #5

PERFECT!!! niyad May 2025 #11

Abso-freakin'-lutely!!! calimary May 2025 #28

Donny 2-Dolls went to see a fortune teller Martin Eden May 2025 #38

Sucked into a tornado while playing his second shot on the par four thirteenth hole. surfered May 2025 #6

I'd call that poetic justice SheltieLover May 2025 #12

The Club Tournament Committee ruled him to be Club Champion as he was leading when the tournament was cancelled surfered May 2025 #14

The biggest score ever? 5,000 shots? SheltieLover May 2025 #15

👍 surfered May 2025 #18

... SheltieLover May 2025 #19

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #7

Soon Blue Full Moon May 2025 #31

June 14th, 2025, Wahington, D.C homegirl May 2025 #35

"Still No?!!!" hlthe2b May 2025 #8

This gorgeous owl is much too wise to comprehend why vermin has not been eliminated. SheltieLover May 2025 #16

Here's a visual for your thread, Orrex True Dough May 2025 #13

What he represents will never die. KentuckyWoman May 2025 #17

No, but when he croaks, it will be a step in the right direction! SheltieLover May 2025 #20

Agreed KentuckyWoman May 2025 #21

Please do not insult practicing witches by including us with him. niyad May 2025 #23

LOL KentuckyWoman May 2025 #24

You are correct about the horse manure. .that has an actual useful niyad May 2025 #26

Roasted like a marshmellow when his birthday candles turn on him. twodogsbarking May 2025 #25

When he actually dies, think about it .. Dem4life1970 May 2025 #27

I'd settle for garden-variety pneumonia. Or a UTI that became septic. 58Sunliner May 2025 #29

He died from acute peritonitis after his colon was perforated while being anally penetrated by a horse. Dave Bowman May 2025 #32

Damn, not yet but a day closer. republianmushroom May 2025 #33

In light of today's news, I think going forward, this thread should stop. Self Esteem May 2025 #39

Agreed. Totally Tunsie May 2025 #40

Why? He doesn't have cancer SocialDemocrat61 May 2025 #44

Another day closer Hassler May 2025 #42

I like your second option the best. That would be "poetic"... Jack Valentino May 2025 #43