whereupon he was flattened by a falling Wile E. Coyote.

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and not one of his brothers made it to 80.
Here’s wishing for him to stroke out at his draft dodger in chief’s 79 trombones croak parade

and I’s stay for days😀

Millions lining the route. I can picture it now.

Killed during overnight weather event because fleaon eliminated that job?

Plane flew into Bermuda Triangle, eliminating the slob.

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- Orrex (with tears in his eyes): "You will die on a national holiday, Sir."

- Trump: "Which holiday, Orrex?"

- Orrex (sobbing now): "It doesn't matter, Sir...Any day you die will be a national holiday!"

I’ll certainly get a little Mum Cordon Rouge for that occasion. Ordinarily, I’m not a drinker. Too fattening and I don’t much like the taste. But for that occasion I’ll be happy to make an exception! Even if it’s just a sip!

And then a JUMBO cup of hot tea!

As she gazed into her crystal ball she saw a YUGE parade for him with people lining the streets for miles, dancing and singing.

That's great! he exclaimed. How do I look?

That I cannot see, she replied. The casket is closed.

Btw, prob more like 25th shot.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Huge thunder and lightening storm during parade. DJT struck by a direct bolt of lightning, bursts into flames and dies on the spot!

Dear Leader;

The bunch he fronts for has been mucking things up since before my grandma was born. The best we can do is get them back under the rocks and try to undo some of the damage.

Ding Dong the witch is dead is powerful.

Well that isn't exactly what I meant. It was more quoting the theme of Wizard of Oz when the bad witch melts.

To be honest, putting him and horse manure in the same sentence is insulting to manure.

function.

It was horrible, blinding orange smoke and the stench.

...for MAGA it will be the greatest day of mourning in world history. Their Messiah, their God-King and Lord, will be gone.

For the non-cultists, his death will be very similar to the outpouring after Osama Bin Laden's death was announced. I can see in my mind's eye people dancing in the streets.

Maybe tomorrow. Hopefully so.

Just my two cents.

At the very least, the title should be clarified to specify the originally-intended subject...TSF.

Biden does. It he did have cancer you might have a point, but he doesn't so you don't.