Anthropology

Wildlife Management and Forest ecology.
College Students had to learn over 100 tree and plant names and as many Animalia, Protists and Monerans plus a few Fungi from all five Kingdoms.
Sounds all fancy that I know all those but guess what, a machinists makes hella lot more money than any faculty around here.
My Best friend graduated Forest Ecology and Management with me. He then took the Machinists curriculum and I went to teach. Guess who has 4 times my income and can use HIS skills and basement full of machines to make a living when the new regimes ends our SS and State Retirement?
Not the one that knows all those Latin names.
And you nailed the TV Jesus comparison. He could run a digital billboard on that FiveHead of his and sell Jesus Goods.

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