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Saokymo

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6. An old man goes to the doctor for his annual check up.

Thu Dec 15, 2011, 08:57 PM

Dec 2011

The doc says, "You're in perfect health. Blood pressure, cholesterol, everything checks out great."
"What about my sperm count?" asks the old man. The doctor pauses for a moment.
"I'm sorry, I didn't think you would be interested in that test. But since you asked, here's a sample jar. Use it and bring it back tomorrow so we can run the tests for you."

The next day the old man comes back to the doctor's office looking completely exhausted.
"What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Doc, we tried everything," the old man started. "I tried with my hands. When that didn't work, I tried with my teeth! My wife tried with her hands. She tried with her teeth in, she tried with her teeth out!"

"But no matter what we did, we couldn't get the lid off the sample jar!"

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Someone tell a joke or something [View all] sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 OP

Here ya go..... DeSwiss Dec 2011 #1

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Glad you liked it. DeSwiss Dec 2011 #8

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! :rofl: Howler Dec 2011 #4

GUFAW! SNORT! HEHEHE! kimmerspixelated Dec 2011 #12

O.K. Howler Dec 2011 #2

Thanks, another good one sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 #5

An old man goes to the doctor for his annual check up. Saokymo Dec 2011 #6

Ha ha!! sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 #7

The Republican line up of candidates. southerncrone Dec 2011 #9

No kidding. BlueIris Dec 2011 #10

He is despicable Why Syzygy Dec 2011 #11

Lack of health is the first impression I get about him. BlueIris Dec 2011 #13