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3. I'm lucky I was born in Heaven

Reply to Soph0571 (Original post)

Wed Dec 5, 2018, 08:20 AM

Dec 2018

How does heaven deal with malcontents?

Heaven is a dictatorship. No free elections.

The best account of life in Paradise is Mark Twain's story Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/1044/1044-h/1044-h.htm

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America as Heaven On Earth? [View all] Soph0571 Dec 2018 OP

Also, the vetting at the border would have to be done by somebody omniscient and merciful. DetlefK Dec 2018 #1

It's amazing how these fundamentalists go out of their way Docreed2003 Dec 2018 #2

Evangelicals emphasize--Saving souls, NOT caring for bodies is what a RTC does--- bobbieinok Dec 2018 #5

I'm lucky I was born in Heaven Cartoonist Dec 2018 #3

He's WRONG!! You just need to accept Jesus as your savior, Evangelicals say. This wipes out rest of bobbieinok Dec 2018 #4

So all you need to get into the United States is to accept Donald Trump as your Savior? marylandblue Dec 2018 #6