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MineralMan

(148,398 posts)
Sun Sep 9, 2018, 09:02 AM Sep 2018

Three God Trinity Monte - Step Right up To the Table, Folks! [View all]



Imma show you how the game works. See these three golden chalices? One's God, One's his Son, and the third is the Holy Ghost, ladies and gentlemen. Which one covers your salvation? You all are sinners and you know it. You there, Sir - you lust after your neighbor's daughter. And Ma'am - your gossip is false and harms others. Sinners, one and all! But, your forgiveness and salvation is under one of these three cups. Here, !'ll show you which one. See, there it is, glowing like the morning sunrise!

It's only $5 to play, folks! Put it on the table right over here, under the silver cross. Now, watch the cup that holds your salvation carefully, as I move the cups around. Keep your eyes on the prize, ladies and gentlemen! Don't watch my face! Watch the cups as I mix them up! When I stop, if you can point at the cup that holds forgiveness of your sinful nature, you get your $5 back, and I'll give you another $5 from my own pocket. It's the easiest thing in the world to find salvation, dontcha see?

You, sir, which cup holds your eternal soul? The one on the left? No, sir, it does not, as you can plainly see. You were not following the cups as I moved them. Do you care to try again? The stakes are high, but the prize is priceless. Thank you! And you, ma'am, will you try? You appear to be attentive and bright. Yes, just put your $5 there under the cross, and watch the cups carefully...
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The original trinity -- stolen by patriarchal agents WhiteTara Sep 2018 #1
Indeed. Women are the givers of life. MineralMan Sep 2018 #2
Love that term, patriarchal agents. CrispyQ Sep 2018 #5
"I have never heard of the Holy Spirit referred to in the feminine" WhiteTara Sep 2018 #9
Fully Agree Tribalceltic Sep 2018 #13
They both have three elements. Voltaire2 Sep 2018 #14
Excuse me? WhiteTara Sep 2018 #15
There were thousands of years between Voltaire2 Sep 2018 #16
Not only that there's no basis for the trinity in the canonical gospels Major Nikon Sep 2018 #18
Indeed. I was leaving that out to simplify things. Voltaire2 Sep 2018 #20
Christianity morphed qazplm135 Sep 2018 #27
"The Gospel Singer" by Harry Crews DemoTex Sep 2018 #3
Elmer Gantry, too. MineralMan Sep 2018 #4
Hi MineralMan - Thank you for starting this discussion. Pendrench Sep 2018 #6
Insofar as religion causes people to do as you suggest, MineralMan Sep 2018 #7
Hi MineralMan -Thank you for taking the time to reply to my post. Pendrench Sep 2018 #8
You got it wrong, Mineral.. AZ8theist Sep 2018 #10
Depends on where you are and who the grifter is, really. MineralMan Sep 2018 #11
LOL!! for sure... AZ8theist Sep 2018 #12
Are you ready to try again?... NeoGreen Sep 2018 #17
"My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" Major Nikon Sep 2018 #19
Three very different things, people,.in the Trinity. Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #21
Cerberus is the three-headed dog. MineralMan Sep 2018 #32
I once asked for a explanation for the trinity edhopper Sep 2018 #22
Yes, that drawing is used all the time. MineralMan Sep 2018 #23
The whole idea of God coming to earth as Jesus edhopper Sep 2018 #24
Well, for me, the entire idea of supernatural entities makes no sense. MineralMan Sep 2018 #25
Shortest theology class edhopper Sep 2018 #26
It makes sense if you look at the need to deify Jesus Major Nikon Sep 2018 #30
I'm guessing it plays with a couple of pretty ancient concepts qazplm135 Sep 2018 #28
Except edhopper Sep 2018 #29
Yeah, it's pretty illogical. Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #31
it's got some unique bits qazplm135 Sep 2018 #33
Likely the Trinity WAS borrowed from earlier myths Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #34
I don't know I mean maybe who knows what they were thinking qazplm135 Sep 2018 #36
True enough. Just before Jesus, was Caesar's Triumvirate Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #37
"God is like a shamrock...small, green and split three ways" The Genealogist Sep 2018 #35
But some Catholics say Jesus IS God. Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #38
3 is a magic number... NeoGreen Sep 2018 #39
Three witches loved " the power of three" Bretton Garcia Sep 2018 #40
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