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Three God Trinity Monte - Step Right up To the Table, Folks! [View all]
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Imma show you how the game works. See these three golden chalices? One's God, One's his Son, and the third is the Holy Ghost, ladies and gentlemen. Which one covers your salvation? You all are sinners and you know it. You there, Sir - you lust after your neighbor's daughter. And Ma'am - your gossip is false and harms others. Sinners, one and all! But, your forgiveness and salvation is under one of these three cups. Here, !'ll show you which one. See, there it is, glowing like the morning sunrise!
It's only $5 to play, folks! Put it on the table right over here, under the silver cross. Now, watch the cup that holds your salvation carefully, as I move the cups around. Keep your eyes on the prize, ladies and gentlemen! Don't watch my face! Watch the cups as I mix them up! When I stop, if you can point at the cup that holds forgiveness of your sinful nature, you get your $5 back, and I'll give you another $5 from my own pocket. It's the easiest thing in the world to find salvation, dontcha see?
You, sir, which cup holds your eternal soul? The one on the left? No, sir, it does not, as you can plainly see. You were not following the cups as I moved them. Do you care to try again? The stakes are high, but the prize is priceless. Thank you! And you, ma'am, will you try? You appear to be attentive and bright. Yes, just put your $5 there under the cross, and watch the cups carefully...
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