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T_i_B

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6. Americans 'must be kept away from football'

Wed Jul 2, 2014, 06:28 AM

Jul 2014

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/americans-must-be-kept-away-from-football-2014070288187

THE international community is working to stop America getting into football and beating everyone. After the World Cup caused stirrings of enthusiasm for ‘soccer’, FIFA officials told the US that football hates God and that all the players have gay sex with each other.

A FIFA spokesman said: “America is a huge, rich and ethnically diverse county. If they decide to get serious about football the rest of us are fucked.

“So if an American asks you to explain the rules, say that the winning team gets to sodomise the losers and then burn their flag.

“Then add that most of the money made in soccer goes towards anti-gun campaigns and that David Beckham rides a push-bike.”

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Growing popularity of soccer a sign of moral decay [View all] mackerel Jun 2014 OP

she is weird, isnt she. nt seabeyond Jun 2014 #1

Post removed Post removed Jun 2014 #5

at first glance, I missed the last part of the sentence BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2014 #2

She'll say anything to get attention Ron Obvious Jun 2014 #3

She is a robot shenmue Jun 2014 #4

Americans 'must be kept away from football' T_i_B Jul 2014 #6

"David Beckham rides a push-bike" VWolf Jul 2014 #7

It's obviously not working for LePen either BeyondGeography Jul 2014 #8

It's true ornotna Jul 2014 #9

Awesome! nt SunSeeker Jul 2014 #10

If anything is a sign of moral decay, it is that people keep giving this horrible person a mic. nt SunSeeker Jul 2014 #11

I used to be a soccer hater... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #12

I, for one, welcome your moral decay! VWolf Jul 2014 #13

Basketball has the problem, too. nt awoke_in_2003 Jul 2014 #14

She just huffing her own flatulence. Closed loop. Eleanors38 Jul 2014 #15

Football confirmed as a team sport T_i_B Jul 2014 #16