Automobile Enthusiasts

"1) Never be the fastest car on the road. Let someone go by you regularly then keep up with that person at a distance. "
We use to call it "Bird dogging"

Years ago I had a trucker (old CB days) ask me one time if I knew the difference between a "county mounty" and a phone pole. I figured, what the hell I'll bite. I said no and he said good, you get out front!! I laughed my ass off!!
A little ditty a cop told me one time. "5 your fine, 10 your mine"
This always worked for me..

"Cops love to sit up on the ramp and shoot radar or laser at cars driving away from them."

That was the ramp on county line road and I 95 in Miami. Other cop cars would line up and it was like shooting fish in a barrel..Just nailing them left and right..
Speed limits in Miami are just a mild suggestion..
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