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Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)

5. A man walks into a bar

Reply to slay (Original post)

Fri Dec 9, 2011, 12:00 PM

Dec 2011

he has a toad stuck on his head.

Bartender says, "Hey, what happened?"

Toad replies, "I don't really know. I woke up this morning and *this* was stuck to my butt"

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A guy walks into a bar... [View all] slay Dec 2011 OP

Haven't heard that one before canetoad Dec 2011 #1

Good One! RedEarth Dec 2011 #2

Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will slay Dec 2011 #3

A man walks into a bar.... OUCH! Fearless Dec 2011 #4

A man walks into a bar Sheepshank Dec 2011 #5

ha! limpyhobbler Dec 2011 #6

This guy walks into a bar. Morning Dew Dec 2011 #7