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slay

(7,670 posts)
Tue Dec 6, 2011, 03:08 PM Dec 2011

A guy walks into a bar... [View all]

A guy walks into a bar with a piano entertainer, sits down and orders a beer. The piano player's monkey soon jumps on the bar and urinates in the guy's beer. The guy yells to the piano player, "Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?" The piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might remember it!"


bah dum bum.

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A guy walks into a bar... [View all] slay Dec 2011 OP
Haven't heard that one before canetoad Dec 2011 #1
Good One! RedEarth Dec 2011 #2
Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will slay Dec 2011 #3
A man walks into a bar.... OUCH! Fearless Dec 2011 #4
A man walks into a bar Sheepshank Dec 2011 #5
ha! limpyhobbler Dec 2011 #6
This guy walks into a bar. Morning Dew Dec 2011 #7
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