Veterans

who strut around in tactical gear like they're all that.

I want to tell them: "Dude. I lived it. And you don't see me playing dress up and pretend like some idiotic shit-show."

Then I remember: Idiotic; that's four syllables. They'll never grok what I'm saying.

Which is why these festering bungholes are never for the 1st Amendment, only for the 2nd. They're only capable of flexing their index fingers, and even then, only if they can remember the necessary sequence of muscle movements.