American History

I broke up with my girlfriend at the time; she quit me because I was hitting on someone else. I regretted being an asshole afterwards.

It worked out though.

She became a Republican, something my beloved wife, just as sexy, more sexy actually, but smarter, would never have dreamed of doing.

The concerts sucked, but everyone was struggling to make it as Woodstock like as possible.

It was miserable. No food, no space, no garbage pick up and most notably, no bathrooms.