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spike jones

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8. Have you found Jesus?

Tue Jul 4, 2023, 08:14 AM

Jul 2023

Once while standing in check-out line in a store the guy in front had on a cap with the word “bible” on the back. I was curious what was on the front and he noticed me looking around to see it. He turned and said, “Have you found Jesus?” Without thinking I said, “I didn’t know he was lost.” He was an older guy and looked a little surprised and the two teenagers behind me snickered. I added,” When was he last seen?” The teens laughed out loud and the old guy looked confused and turned away.

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On this day, July 4, three of the first five presidents died. Jefferson and Adams in 1826, and [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2023 OP

Hey 45... MiHale Jul 2023 #1

Do it Jesus, and I'll stop making fun of you and 3Hotdogs Jul 2023 #2

👍🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍 MiHale Jul 2023 #3

It is almost like he isn't there. n/t spike jones Jul 2023 #4

But isn't he everywhere? 3Hotdogs Jul 2023 #5

Have you found Jesus? spike jones Jul 2023 #8

He never said anything about that wryter2000 Jul 2023 #10

YES!!!! niyad Jul 2023 #6

Yah know, I wake up each day and as I open my laptop pray I see this news: Trump has died. machoneman Jul 2023 #7

I do that, too! BigmanPigman Jul 2023 #9