Pets

she was my dog sitter for my Jack Russell, Jake. I used to travel a lot on business as an IT Tech/Consultant. One afternoon while I was out of town on a long trip, Jake was at his sitter's sitter's house, (she had a close friend to watch Jake when she was busy with other things,) saw a duck and decided that duck had no right to exist in the same universe as him. As I was to later find out, Jake quickly dispatched the poor duck. They swore never to tell me about it. It wasn't until probably 7 years later after we were married that my wife let it slip out. I was not surprised.