Pets

Use the vodka UNDILUTED in their water bowl…10 minutes later …

”I luvs ya’ man”
“Luv you too man”
“We shud hang out more man”
“I know I know…we shud hunt mice tomorrow”
“Or crickets…hunting crickets is fun too”
“Let’s get anuder drink man”
“Yeah, let’s get anuder drink then claw that human…whadya think?”
“Yeah, drink…then human, then claw the couch”
“Oh man, yur my kinda guy…yeah, another drink then.”