Pets

Since moving into my former church, present theater, there's been a cute little grey tabby hanging around, mooching. Needless to say, I provide food and shelter. He's a tiny little guy, obviously not neutered. His "male endowments" are so enormous, I can't help but wonder how he sits down. Hence, I named him "Devises" after the famous young man in the limerick. Recently, I discovered two things about him.
1. He actually has a home two doors down from me, and is just mooching.
2. There are two of him. A few weeks ago, he showed up with his twin brother, identical in ALL respects. This explains how he could eat so much. Since there is no way to tell them apart, I just refer to them collectively by that poetic name, and individually and indiscriminately as "Devises or Not Devises".
And now, they've brought their black sister with them. Think I'll call her Pirate Jenny.