Omaha Steve's Labor Group

You never know what other dream job is out there. There's power in being in-demand. What do you have to lose?
As for the criminal case, it's so weak that you could probably win pro-se. Google some examples of how to write a motion to dismiss. It's not that hard. Tell the story without any embellishment, just the facts. No emotion, no snark. Remember that you're asking a judge for a favor. Don't beg either, just lay out why the whole thing would be a waste of time for the court without actually saying that.
Good luck!