...told to me by my now 36 yr old older son when he was 12.
He came home from school one day and asked, "Mom, is it OK if I tell you a dirty joke?" "Sure," I replied.
Q: What did one saggy breast say to the other?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
I thought it was really funny, and told it to the staff nurses at the peds office where I worked. They were all of a vintage to be able to relate to the imagery. I told my son that the nurses at my office had really enjoyed his joke.
In horror, he said, "Mom! You didn't tell them that I made that up, did you?" I assured him that I'd only told them that he'd relayed it to me. I was rather amused that he did not want to take credit for the cleverness of the joke.
This thread has me snorting thru my nose - 
Edit history
Recommendations
5 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):
= new reply since forum marked as read