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LuckyCharms

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14. I got in trouble at work once.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 11:09 AM

Yesterday

We all sat in separate cubicles in a cubicle farm type of situation.

One of my co-workers, named Mark, suddenly screamed loudly and yelled "GODDAMNIT!

Then someone said "What's wrong, Mark?"

Mark said "I sat on my nuts".

After a couple of seconds, I deadpanned "Yeah, I've sat on Mark's nuts before, and let me tell you, it was no fucking picnic".

The whole place cracked up laughing, but one person took offense, and I was called into the director's office and scolded.

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I had a deep, profound conversation with my wife this Sunday morning. [View all] LuckyCharms Yesterday OP

Has the romance gone out of the marriage? The erotica has been tamed. Norrrm Yesterday #1

That's what a romantic conversation sounds like... LuckyCharms Yesterday #2

*snort* ha! Monsieur_Grumpe Yesterday #3

Thanks for providing a new perspective for about half of us, LuckyCharms. Bumbles Yesterday #4

Just don't sit on someone else's nuts. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #7

I got in trouble at work once. LuckyCharms Yesterday #14

Prayer. Tetrachloride Yesterday #5

A truly profound conversation, LC. Thank you for sharing. I will niyad Yesterday #6

OK, I LOL'd at that! Ocelot II Yesterday #8

You gotta be married a long time to have such a profound conversation! Nt Trueblue Texan Yesterday #9

It does happen occasionally but never brought it up with anyone chicoescuela Yesterday #10

I was just thinking yesterday, after taking an inventory of my aches and pains, 70sEraVet Yesterday #11

That's what Hanes briefs are for, imho! SidneyR Yesterday #12

I love this! FormerOstrich Yesterday #13

Sounds very romantic! LuckyCharms Yesterday #19

This thread reminded me of one of my favorite "dirty" jokes... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #15

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Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation there.... Escape Yesterday #17

Excellent! LuckyCharms Yesterday #18

Hahahahahahahaha! Not often that i actuslly KPN Yesterday #20

Mrs. L.C. must have an awesome sense of humor FakeNoose Yesterday #21

Hahahaha *snort, snort * Niagara Yesterday #22

You know... LuckyCharms Yesterday #23

Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things Niagara Yesterday #25

LMAO! LuckyCharms Yesterday #26

Lol! Niagara Yesterday #28

That reminds me MIButterfly 23 hrs ago #29

Thank you! I rarely laugh these days. question everything Yesterday #24

OMG. That's way too 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 funny. Srkdqltr Yesterday #27