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FormerOstrich

(2,902 posts)
13. I love this!
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 11:03 AM
Yesterday

I don't remember what was going on in our lives, at the time, but my sweetie and I hadn't had dinner together for some time.

He says to me... "Isn't this great? We are going to have a romantic dinner together!"

I say..."Yes, it is!"

He opens the paper and says to me....."You want the front page or valley and state (section of the paper)?"

I say..."valley and state, please"



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Has the romance gone out of the marriage? The erotica has been tamed. Norrrm Yesterday #1
That's what a romantic conversation sounds like... LuckyCharms Yesterday #2
*snort* ha! Monsieur_Grumpe Yesterday #3
Thanks for providing a new perspective for about half of us, LuckyCharms. Bumbles Yesterday #4
Just don't sit on someone else's nuts. 2MuchNoise Yesterday #7
I got in trouble at work once. LuckyCharms Yesterday #14
Prayer. Tetrachloride Yesterday #5
A truly profound conversation, LC. Thank you for sharing. I will niyad Yesterday #6
OK, I LOL'd at that! Ocelot II Yesterday #8
You gotta be married a long time to have such a profound conversation! Nt Trueblue Texan Yesterday #9
It does happen occasionally but never brought it up with anyone chicoescuela Yesterday #10
I was just thinking yesterday, after taking an inventory of my aches and pains, 70sEraVet Yesterday #11
That's what Hanes briefs are for, imho! SidneyR Yesterday #12
I love this! FormerOstrich Yesterday #13
Sounds very romantic! LuckyCharms Yesterday #19
This thread reminded me of one of my favorite "dirty" jokes... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #15
. LuckyCharms Yesterday #16
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation there.... Escape Yesterday #17
Excellent! LuckyCharms Yesterday #18
Hahahahahahahaha! Not often that i actuslly KPN Yesterday #20
Mrs. L.C. must have an awesome sense of humor FakeNoose Yesterday #21
Hahahaha *snort, snort * Niagara Yesterday #22
You know... LuckyCharms Yesterday #23
Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things Niagara Yesterday #25
LMAO! LuckyCharms Yesterday #26
Lol! Niagara Yesterday #28
That reminds me MIButterfly 16 hrs ago #29
Thank you! I rarely laugh these days. question everything Yesterday #24
OMG. That's way too 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 funny. Srkdqltr Yesterday #27
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