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Marthe48

(23,841 posts)
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 10:28 AM Yesterday

a joke [View all]

I told my psychiatrist I bought a gun because of my fear of birds.

She said I was getting carried away.

I cocked my gun and said, "Not today, I'm not!"




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a joke [View all] Marthe48 Yesterday OP
? Do you know the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke. Dunc Yesterday #1
I didn't know that Marthe48 Yesterday #2
Never stop posting. Dunc Yesterday #3
LOL Bayard Yesterday #4
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