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LuckyCharms

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34. LOL I just watched it.

Sat Jun 6, 2026, 05:57 PM

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I think I'm older than you, Niagara. So let me tell you what I have learned in my years:

If you are standing in line at the grocery checkout, and you are behind a guy with a nervous smile and sweat running down his forehead, and he is trembling a bit, and he is purchasing nothing but two jumbo size packages of toilet paper ...just abandon your shopping cart right there and go to another grocery store.

If you would like any other pro life tips from an older guy, just let me know Niagara.

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