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Niagara

(12,372 posts)
30. No, it wasn't me
Sat Jun 6, 2026, 05:36 PM
Jun 6

I'm going to place the blame on zanana1 for starting the thread to begin with.

She's most likely reading all of this go down in her thread and wondering what the hell is wrong with us!




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I'm out of toilet paper. [View all] zanana1 Jun 5 OP
Pictures of Trump? OLDMDDEM Jun 5 #1
Necessity is the mother of invention buzzycrumbhunger Jun 5 #2
Clean yourself with a warm, soapy washcloth. Rinse. no_hypocrisy Jun 5 #3
I got confused... buzzycrumbhunger Jun 5 #8
Two Possible Suggestions wyn borkins Jun 5 #4
Thank you, wyn borkins. zanana1 Jun 5 #7
A tennis ball. n/t LuckyCharms Jun 5 #5
Love - 40. Harker Jun 5 #11
That snuck up on me. Prairie_Seagull Jun 5 #14
I'm trying to tie DU Lounge threads together True Dough Jun 5 #18
Install a bidet. NNadir Jun 5 #6
I tried a bidet converter kit, I will call it... 1WorldHope Jun 5 #9
Old fashioned Marthe48 Jun 5 #10
Smooth stones. Harker Jun 5 #12
After giving birth Diamond_Dog Jun 5 #13
I see you have received some decent replies Skittles Jun 5 #15
Use the 3 sea shells!! Niagara Jun 5 #16
I would suggest True Dough Jun 5 #17
omg Niagara Jun 6 #19
I kinda left out a little detail True Dough Jun 6 #20
I have a convertible LuckyCharms Jun 6 #21
They say shit happens Niagara Jun 6 #23
Yes LuckyCharms Jun 6 #24
Whew. That's wild, Lucky Niagara Jun 6 #25
This is wilder (I can't believe you make me go down this terrible path) LuckyCharms Jun 6 #26
I didn't make you do anything of the sort Niagara Jun 6 #27
Yes. You did. LuckyCharms Jun 6 #29
No, it wasn't me Niagara Jun 6 #30
I consider it an education. LuckyCharms Jun 6 #31
Did you see my Demolition Man 3 sea shells response up thread? Niagara Jun 6 #33
LOL I just watched it. LuckyCharms Jun 6 #34
lol Niagara Jun 6 #40
I have a confession Niagara... LuckyCharms Jun 6 #43
It's alright, Lucky Niagara Jun 6 #47
You're a LuckyCharms Jun 6 #48
Absolutely Niagara Jun 6 #50
That's okay. zanana1 Jun 7 #53
Thank you for being a great sport, zanana1 Niagara Jun 7 #54
Make sure True Dough Jun 6 #35
"Keeping the soft top up" LuckyCharms Jun 6 #36
Sorry. Maybe I was thinking of True Dough Jun 6 #39
Oh thanks, True Dough. LuckyCharms Jun 6 #41
Somehow, I doubt that! True Dough Jun 6 #45
I go to this place... LuckyCharms Jun 6 #46
I just can't stop laughing over here Niagara Jun 6 #22
Kinky Friedman had the answer. rsdsharp Jun 6 #28
The right hand is for eating and the left hand is for ..... Lochloosa Jun 6 #32
Sponges work great because they are reusable Bluestocking Jun 6 #37
Both of my bathrooms here sdfernando Jun 6 #38
RUN OUT AND PANIC BUY!!! u4ic Jun 6 #42
Do you happen to have a telephone book, Sears catalog, or corn cobs handy? underpants Jun 6 #44
Wash cloth. Emile Jun 6 #49
This method is the easiest, Emile Niagara Jun 6 #51
use the papers in the classified box /nt bucolic_frolic Jun 6 #52
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