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16. Use the 3 sea shells!!

Fri Jun 5, 2026, 03:57 PM

Jun 5

I know that you've haven't been at home for very long time so I'm sorry for use the 3 sea shells crack.

I keep 4 of these mega packs in my home at all times. Before January 20, 2025, I only kept two of these mega packs.

I also place 5 to 6 rolls in this Sterilite letter file tote in the cabinet under the bathroom sink...just in case there's ever a plumbing issue the toilet paper doesn't get drenched.

We'll run out of food in this house before we ever run out of toilet paper.

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I'm out of toilet paper. [View all] zanana1 Jun 5 OP

Pictures of Trump? OLDMDDEM Jun 5 #1

Necessity is the mother of invention buzzycrumbhunger Jun 5 #2

Clean yourself with a warm, soapy washcloth. Rinse. no_hypocrisy Jun 5 #3

I got confused... buzzycrumbhunger Jun 5 #8

Two Possible Suggestions wyn borkins Jun 5 #4

Thank you, wyn borkins. zanana1 Jun 5 #7

A tennis ball. n/t LuckyCharms Jun 5 #5

Love - 40. Harker Jun 5 #11

That snuck up on me. Prairie_Seagull Jun 5 #14

I'm trying to tie DU Lounge threads together True Dough Jun 5 #18

Install a bidet. NNadir Jun 5 #6

I tried a bidet converter kit, I will call it... 1WorldHope Jun 5 #9

Old fashioned Marthe48 Jun 5 #10

Smooth stones. Harker Jun 5 #12

After giving birth Diamond_Dog Jun 5 #13

I see you have received some decent replies Skittles Jun 5 #15

Use the 3 sea shells!! Niagara Jun 5 #16

I would suggest True Dough Jun 5 #17

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Yes LuckyCharms Saturday #24

Whew. That's wild, Lucky Niagara Saturday #25

This is wilder (I can't believe you make me go down this terrible path) LuckyCharms Saturday #26

I didn't make you do anything of the sort Niagara Saturday #27

Yes. You did. LuckyCharms Saturday #29

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I consider it an education. LuckyCharms Saturday #31

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"Keeping the soft top up" LuckyCharms Saturday #36

Sorry. Maybe I was thinking of True Dough Saturday #39

Oh thanks, True Dough. LuckyCharms Saturday #41

Somehow, I doubt that! True Dough Saturday #45

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Kinky Friedman had the answer. rsdsharp Saturday #28

The right hand is for eating and the left hand is for ..... Lochloosa Saturday #32

Sponges work great because they are reusable Bluestocking Saturday #37

Both of my bathrooms here sdfernando Saturday #38

RUN OUT AND PANIC BUY!!! u4ic Saturday #42

Do you happen to have a telephone book, Sears catalog, or corn cobs handy? underpants Saturday #44

Wash cloth. Emile Saturday #49

This method is the easiest, Emile Niagara Saturday #51

use the papers in the classified box /nt bucolic_frolic Saturday #52