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21. A rich man & a poor man have the same wedding anniversary, so every year they meet for lunch

Sun May 10, 2026, 03:27 PM

14 hrs ago

after buying their wives' anniversary presents.
The poor man says to the rich man: "So, what did you get your wife this year?"
The rich man replies: "I got her a Mercedes Benz and a diamond necklace."
The poor man asks: "Why did you get her a Mercedes Benz AND a diamond necklace?"
The rich man replies: "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can return it in the Mercedes Benz."
The rich man asks: "So what did you get YOUR wife this year?"
The poor man replies: "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich man asks: "Why did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
The poor man replies: "Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fu*k herself."

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