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9. Marty got his haircut by Sam for 30 years.

Wed Apr 15, 2026, 09:50 AM

Apr 15

Regular appointment every 4 weeks.
Marty comes one day and tells Sam he needs his best haircut. Marty is going to the Vatican and is going the be at mass in St. Peter’s square. Big trip.

A month later Marty comes in and sits in Billy’s chair. Sam’s like “hey! What’s going on? I’ve been cutting your hair for 30!years!!”

Marty then tells the story of the mass. The Pope came out, starts the mass, starts looking right at Marty, and withdraws back inside. The crowd murmurs. Then the doors open in the ground floor. Out walks the Pope and he walks right up to Marty.

Sam, “Well, what did he say?”
Marty, “He looks me right in the eyes and said ‘Who the fuck cuts your hair?!??’l

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Was going to book an appointment for a haircut until I learned that my barber now charges $40.00 plus a 25% tip. [View all] Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 OP

Flowbee bucolic_frolic Apr 15 #1

If only! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #2

;-{) "Men's Haircut Prices: How Much Will It Cost You? " Goonch Apr 15 #6

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #13

$225 underpants Apr 15 #10

😳 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #14

I think I paid 1997 about $89.95 plus shipping. bucolic_frolic Apr 15 #24

George Clooney claims he uses one TexasBushwhacker Apr 15 #30

My brother has one Freddie Apr 15 #11

I'm almost bald padfun Apr 15 #3

Not me! $50.00 buys a lot of beer! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #4

The hairline isn't the only thing going up Marthe48 Apr 15 #5

😢 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #7

What time is it when yer barber charges $50? kerouac2 Apr 15 #8

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #15

Marty got his haircut by Sam for 30 years. underpants Apr 15 #9

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #16

This is how I picture you looking in 6 months, Floyd True Dough Apr 15 #12

That's what I look like now! Me in six months: Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #17

How can they require a 25% tip?! TommyT139 Apr 15 #18

They require payment upfront! No pay, no cut! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #19

I was going to Great Clips for $12 or so cuts. Liberal In Texas Apr 15 #20

Sweet! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #21

Gawd I loved Great Clips. Here in Memphis region, "They don't teach students to cut hair!" SheltieLover Apr 15 #28

You could try Great Clips if there is one near you, they have reasonable prices and all the FemDemERA Apr 15 #22

Thanks! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #25

I'm too slow! I see Liberal In Texas also mentioned Great Clips FemDemERA Apr 15 #23

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #26

My wife. She is also my concierge. I cook. Works well. cachukis Apr 15 #27

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 15 #29

My wife does a great job for free. multigraincracker Apr 15 #31

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #32