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red dog 1

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8. A blonde joke

Sun Apr 12, 2026, 10:11 PM

Apr 12

A blonde's boyfriend gives her a cell phone for her birthday
The next day, she's out shopping and the phone rings
It's her boyfriend, and he asks, "How do you like your new cell phone?"
She tells him, "Oh, I love it. It fits right in my purse, and your voice is so clear, but how did you know I was at Walmart?"

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