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red dog 1

(33,421 posts) Sun Apr 12, 2026, 09:46 PM Apr 12

Last edited Sun Apr 12, 2026, 11:17 PM - Edit history (1)

What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs? (answered)

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Jokes & riddles thread.. [View all] red dog 1 Apr 12 OP

I know should I post my answer? Marthe48 Apr 12 #1

Sure! red dog 1 Apr 12 #2

Shake hands Marthe48 Apr 12 #3

That's it! red dog 1 Apr 12 #5

Pee. rsdsharp Apr 12 #4

A dog pees on three legs? red dog 1 Apr 12 #6

A male dog does. rsdsharp Apr 12 #9

Yeah, you're right about that. red dog 1 Apr 12 #11

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Morbius Apr 12 #7

Approved. underpants Apr 12 #12

A blonde joke red dog 1 Apr 12 #8

Did you hear about the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions? JoseBalow Apr 12 #10

Oooh ooh. A table. underpants Apr 12 #13

A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar... Wounded Bear Apr 12 #14

What do you call 100 MAGAs ... some_of_us_are_sane Apr 12 #15

Three men walk into a bar.... LogDog75 Apr 13 #16

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Morbius Apr 13 #17

Oh yeah? Morbius Apr 19 #19

A pirate walks into a bar JoseBalow Apr 20 #20