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LuckyCharms

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10. My ears are so big that I don't need an alarm clock...

Reply to debm55 (Reply #9)

Sun Mar 22, 2026, 02:14 PM

Mar 22

because I can hear the sun come up.

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Whew! I thought my head was getting smaller! [View all] LuckyCharms Mar 22 OP

thanks for the reference photos at first I thought it was you. debm55 Mar 22 #1

Deb... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #2

That can't be. You are pulling my leg. debm55 Mar 22 #3

I had an incident the other day... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #4

Your favorite children's story? True Dough Mar 22 #6

Please tell me a story... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #8

You know who else is all ears? True Dough Mar 22 #14

My ears once got stuck in a turnstile. LuckyCharms Mar 22 #18

When did they install turnstiles True Dough Mar 22 #24

You are bad True Dough, but it is hilarious. debm55 Mar 22 #11

I was just going to post that one! sheshe2 Mar 22 #20

HAHAHAHAHHHAH. that;s funny, debm55 Mar 22 #9

My ears are so big that I don't need an alarm clock... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #10

Hahahaha. Good one, Lucky. debm55 Mar 22 #12

Seriously Deb... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #15

Deb, I asked my local meteorologist... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #17

You should see my photo. It's obscene! erronis Mar 22 #7

I was just looking at my third grade school photo... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #16

Let's put it this way, True Dough Mar 22 #5

Oh you. Shame on you. but debm55 Mar 22 #13

Is it because my two front teeth... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #19

Hmm. Sounds familiar... True Dough Mar 22 #22

Head size contest. Most likely comedy show fake but still funny... Norrrm Mar 22 #21

This makes me want to... LuckyCharms Mar 22 #23

That could be arranged, you know. WestMichRad Mar 22 #26

Can you ear me now? Niagara Mar 22 #25

I ear you! LuckyCharms Mar 22 #29

What did you say? Niagara Mar 22 #30

I SAID I EAR YOU, NIAGARA! LuckyCharms Mar 22 #31

Huh? Niagara Mar 22 #32

Wiggle those ears! 4 counts! 10 reps. Get them back in shape. GreenWave Mar 22 #27

Preparation H enid602 Mar 22 #28