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9. Thirty years ago, I was on a canoeing trip on the Delaware River ...

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 06:31 PM

Yesterday

Our party stopped for lunch at a beautiful clearing at the side of the river.

Standing there, I was taking in the gorgeous scenery.

I had a lit joint in my left hand. I was enjoying it.

Suddendly, there's a voice in my right ear. A park ranger with gun and badge is standing next to me on my right side. He's one foot away.

He's asking for my opinion of the river today, like the current speed and the weather. Am I enjoying the park?

I was never more pot-paranoid in my life!

A friend saw what was happening and distracted the ranger.

I put that thing out so fast!

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