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Chemical Bill

(3,142 posts)
17. Don't run, they think runners make good food.
Fri Feb 20, 2026, 10:04 PM
Friday

Stay where you are and sing something.
(There are lots of YouTube videos of wild animals enjoying people singing, so it must be true)

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Healing vibes on the way to you! SheltieLover Friday #1
I Admire Your Composure! And Maybe Even a Wee Bit of Sense of Humor in There, Too. The Roux Comes First Friday #2
Wishing a speedy recovery and a good law suit for you. sinkingfeeling Friday #3
Get well soon malaise Friday #4
Don't give up biking, it is good for you. I stay on sidewalks and the beach as much as possible. surfered Friday #5
I used to run but now walk malaise Friday #6
At my age, if you see me running, please kill whatever is chasing me. surfered Friday #7
Bwaaaaah malaise Friday #8
🙏 surfered Friday #9
I call it slogging. Slow jogging. I do see others pass me while they are "walking". multigraincracker Friday #10
Gotta keep moving. surfered Friday #19
Don't run, they think runners make good food. Chemical Bill Friday #17
Please pay attention to the pedestrians on the sidewalks dflprincess Friday #14
Most sidewalks around this town don't have pedestrians. Golf carts are the rage. surfered Friday #20
Even the license plate? Figarosmom Friday #11
My dashboard camera also has a rear camera under the basket on the back so it records both simultaneously. Wonder Why Friday #15
I bought my daughter one for xmas last year. Nt Figarosmom Friday #16
Ouch!! Hope you mend quickly!! FemDemERA Friday #12
People with dilated eyes shouldn't be driving swong19104 Friday #13
I am glad nothing was broken and hope you heal soon. LoisB Friday #18
Hope you are back in the saddle soon! MLAA Friday #21
Bummer ProfessorGAC Saturday #22
Helmet and fluorescent orange vest every time I get on my bike. Didn't help. Wonder Why 16 hrs ago #23
I Actually Like That Law ProfessorGAC 8 hrs ago #24
Yes. Have to be vigilant passing parked cars. I ALWAYS pass a parked car or truck with enough room that Liberal In Texas 5 hrs ago #29
A Wise Plan ProfessorGAC 2 hrs ago #31
When I was 22, I spent three days in a coma, got checked for brain activity, five days in ICU, three weeks... NNadir 7 hrs ago #25
Crashing is the part that isn't good for you WestMichRad 6 hrs ago #26
I hope you got the driver information and insurance carrier. Hope22 6 hrs ago #27
Wow. Very sorry to hear that. Liberal In Texas 5 hrs ago #28
Healing hug 🫂 to you. mwmisses4289 5 hrs ago #30
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