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kairos12

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Sun Feb 15, 2026, 12:35 PM Sunday

One day a very imminent, but stuffy, zoologist was [View all]

leading an expedition on the Nile whereupon the Captain came running up to him and exclaimed, "your assistant has been eaten by an alligator!" The Professor of Zoology replied, "alligator, alligator you say, but this the Nile, Good God man, it must have been a crocodile."

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