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54. Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar.

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What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am [View all] debm55 Saturday OP

We always left beer and a sandwich. greatauntoftriplets Saturday #1

Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would. debm55 Saturday #2

Cheese and wine anciano Saturday #3

Yes, Thank you anciano. debm55 Saturday #5

Beer and pizza. Ocelot II Saturday #4

Great. Thank you Ocelot II debm55 Saturday #6

Pony Keg in the living room BOSSHOG Saturday #7

Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG debm55 Saturday #10

A chocolate espresso martini Easterncedar Saturday #8

HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar. debm55 Saturday #11

Pierogi and an Okocim beer. Diamond_Dog Saturday #9

This message was self-deleted by its author mysteryowl Saturday #12

Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too. debm55 Saturday #13

Sex mysteryowl Saturday #14

Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole. debm55 Saturday #15

Ha! Ha! mysteryowl Saturday #18

HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that. 2MuchNoise Saturday #17

Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking???? debm55 Saturday #19

Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!) mysteryowl Saturday #20

Oh my debm55 Saturday #23

That was not meant to be shocking. mysteryowl Saturday #24

No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night. debm55 Saturday #29

No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is! 2MuchNoise Saturday #22

Thank you 2MuchNoise. debm55 Sunday #69

My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again? rsdsharp Saturday #16

rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know debm55 Saturday #21

I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know. rsdsharp Saturday #25

It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down debm55 Saturday #30

Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill. rsdsharp Saturday #33

Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to debm55 Saturday #35

Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee. Irish_Dem Saturday #26

Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it. debm55 Saturday #31

We both have the same idea. Irish_Dem Saturday #38

Thank you, Irish_Dem debm55 Sunday #49

I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping TexasTowelie Saturday #27

That would explain the twinkle in his eye. 2MuchNoise Saturday #28

What???? Oh laughing my ass off. debm55 Saturday #32

Thank you Texas Towelie debm55 Sunday #50

Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie debm55 Sunday #73

One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown. Woodwizard Saturday #34

Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard. debm55 Sunday #70

How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip. patphil Saturday #36

OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too! Ziggysmom Saturday #47

That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you. debm55 Sunday #74

Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it. debm55 Sunday #75

Leave him a full bong. Jacson6 Saturday #37

Jeez, I can't believe buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #41

Hey, I made the connection on post #27. TexasTowelie Saturday #43

How did I miss that?! buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #44

Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Sunday #76

sushi and a hot sake DBoon Saturday #39

Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes debm55 Sunday #77

Santa is international and supports diversity DBoon Sunday #81

That's very true. DBoon. debm55 Sunday #83

Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . . DinahMoeHum Saturday #40

Thank you very much DinahMoeHum debm55 Sunday #71

Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey... NNadir Saturday #42

Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness. debm55 Sunday #66

My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did ..... Bread and Circuses Saturday #45

Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses. debm55 Sunday #53

EasternCedar beat me to it. Polly Hennessey Saturday #46

Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey. debm55 Sunday #52

My dad used to say... Dulcinea Sunday #48

Yes, Thank you Dulcinea. debm55 Sunday #51

Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar. doc03 Sunday #54

Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes. debm55 Sunday #55

Yukon Jack Nigrum Cattus Sunday #56

Thank you Nigrum Cattus. debm55 Sunday #60

Ask Willie underpants Sunday #57

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants. debm55 Sunday #58

I just made some Kahlua. pandr32 Sunday #59

Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that. debm55 Sunday #61

Metamucil Phentex Sunday #62

Oh you, Thanks Phentex. debm55 Sunday #64

A one-way, free, unending visit to 3825-87867 Sunday #63

Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867 debm55 Sunday #65

a glass of sherry and a pork pie... da svenster Sunday #67

HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster. debm55 Sunday #68

PB & J Rebl2 Sunday #72

Great choice. RebI2. Thank you. debm55 Sunday #78

Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine. mwmisses4289 Sunday #79

Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too. debm55 Sunday #80

some tamales and a Bohemia Kali Sunday #82

Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it, debm55 Sunday #84

Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic. Xavier Breath Sunday #85

Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion debm55 Sunday #86

Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving! CTyankee 21 hrs ago #87

Thank you CTyankee. I understand. debm55 21 hrs ago #88