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buzzycrumbhunger

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41. Jeez, I can't believe

Reply to Jacson6 (Reply #37)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:21 PM

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… I had to read through 37 replies before someone thought to include weed. Surely, Santa would appreciate getting toasted before heading back up into the frigid December sky…

And don’t forget there should be a big, honkin’ pile of sweets to take with him.

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What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am [View all] debm55 Saturday OP

We always left beer and a sandwich. greatauntoftriplets Saturday #1

Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would. debm55 Saturday #2

Cheese and wine anciano Saturday #3

Yes, Thank you anciano. debm55 Saturday #5

Beer and pizza. Ocelot II Saturday #4

Great. Thank you Ocelot II debm55 Saturday #6

Pony Keg in the living room BOSSHOG Saturday #7

Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG debm55 Saturday #10

A chocolate espresso martini Easterncedar Saturday #8

HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar. debm55 Saturday #11

Pierogi and an Okocim beer. Diamond_Dog Saturday #9

This message was self-deleted by its author mysteryowl Saturday #12

Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too. debm55 Saturday #13

Sex mysteryowl Saturday #14

Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole. debm55 Saturday #15

Ha! Ha! mysteryowl Saturday #18

HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that. 2MuchNoise Saturday #17

Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking???? debm55 Saturday #19

Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!) mysteryowl Saturday #20

Oh my debm55 Saturday #23

That was not meant to be shocking. mysteryowl Saturday #24

No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night. debm55 Saturday #29

No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is! 2MuchNoise Saturday #22

Thank you 2MuchNoise. debm55 Sunday #69

My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again? rsdsharp Saturday #16

rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know debm55 Saturday #21

I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know. rsdsharp Saturday #25

It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down debm55 Saturday #30

Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill. rsdsharp Saturday #33

Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to debm55 Saturday #35

Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee. Irish_Dem Saturday #26

Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it. debm55 Saturday #31

We both have the same idea. Irish_Dem Saturday #38

Thank you, Irish_Dem debm55 Sunday #49

I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping TexasTowelie Saturday #27

That would explain the twinkle in his eye. 2MuchNoise Saturday #28

What???? Oh laughing my ass off. debm55 Saturday #32

Thank you Texas Towelie debm55 Sunday #50

Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie debm55 Sunday #73

One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown. Woodwizard Saturday #34

Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard. debm55 Sunday #70

How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip. patphil Saturday #36

OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too! Ziggysmom Saturday #47

That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you. debm55 Sunday #74

Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it. debm55 Sunday #75

Leave him a full bong. Jacson6 Saturday #37

Jeez, I can't believe buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #41

Hey, I made the connection on post #27. TexasTowelie Saturday #43

How did I miss that?! buzzycrumbhunger Saturday #44

Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Sunday #76

sushi and a hot sake DBoon Saturday #39

Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes debm55 Sunday #77

Santa is international and supports diversity DBoon Sunday #81

That's very true. DBoon. debm55 Sunday #83

Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . . DinahMoeHum Saturday #40

Thank you very much DinahMoeHum debm55 Sunday #71

Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey... NNadir Saturday #42

Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness. debm55 Sunday #66

My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did ..... Bread and Circuses Saturday #45

Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses. debm55 Sunday #53

EasternCedar beat me to it. Polly Hennessey Saturday #46

Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey. debm55 Sunday #52

My dad used to say... Dulcinea Sunday #48

Yes, Thank you Dulcinea. debm55 Sunday #51

Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar. doc03 Sunday #54

Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes. debm55 Sunday #55

Yukon Jack Nigrum Cattus Sunday #56

Thank you Nigrum Cattus. debm55 Sunday #60

Ask Willie underpants Sunday #57

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants. debm55 Sunday #58

I just made some Kahlua. pandr32 Sunday #59

Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that. debm55 Sunday #61

Metamucil Phentex Sunday #62

Oh you, Thanks Phentex. debm55 Sunday #64

A one-way, free, unending visit to 3825-87867 Sunday #63

Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867 debm55 Sunday #65

a glass of sherry and a pork pie... da svenster Sunday #67

HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster. debm55 Sunday #68

PB & J Rebl2 Sunday #72

Great choice. RebI2. Thank you. debm55 Sunday #78

Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine. mwmisses4289 Sunday #79

Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too. debm55 Sunday #80

some tamales and a Bohemia Kali Sunday #82

Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it, debm55 Sunday #84

Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic. Xavier Breath Sunday #85

Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion debm55 Sunday #86

Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving! CTyankee Yesterday #87

Thank you CTyankee. I understand. debm55 Yesterday #88

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