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EYESORE 9001

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3. True story

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jul 20, 2025, 07:47 PM

Jul 2025

I was about eight when I heard this joke:

Q: Wharf did the big rose say to the little rose?

A: ‘Hi, bud!’

I don’t think any joke has ever made me laugh harder than that time.

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Time Out for some Groan Inducing [View all] BOSSHOG Jul 2025 OP

Lol. Thx for the chuckles SheltieLover Jul 2025 #1

What did the tomato say to the avocado? yorkster Jul 2025 #2

True story EYESORE 9001 Jul 2025 #3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Those are very funny. I like them. thanks, BOSSHOG debm55 Jul 2025 #4

muwhahehahahahaha. AllaN01Bear Jul 2025 #5

That's so funny I forgot to laugh. edbermac Jul 2025 #6

The restorative power of groan inducing BOSSHOG Jul 2025 #8

The impasta one is especially clever. 3catwoman3 Jul 2025 #10

Corny as hell...and delightful! summer_in_TX Jul 2025 #7

Ya just gotta take a minute and chuckle at harmless BOSSHOG Jul 2025 #9

If I get fired tomorrow.... 3Hotdogs Jul 2025 #11

And why did the tomato turn red? lastlib Jul 2025 #12

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 1WorldHope Jul 2025 #13

This was a fav in my boys' Boy Scout troop Seinan Sensei Jul 2025 #15

What's big, brown, long and sticky! chouchou Jul 2025 #14