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He bought the house next door and spent three years redoing everything about it. It was like living next to a construction site. We had to keep all our windows closed in the sweltering heat of summer. And we don't have AC, so it was miserable. After he moved in, he made it petty clear he wanted almost nothing to do with the neighbors. We have a monthly pot luck dinner and he's attended exactly two of them.
Last winter we had a power outage. So he fired up his industrial strength generator and put it on his driveway right next to our house. When I asked him if he could put it behind his garage he just said, "No." Total fuckhead.