Jeff Tiedrich - don't wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board meetings make him sleepy [View all]

Donny Convict’s latest foreign-policy grift, the Board of Peace™ — the for-profit dime-store United Nations knock-off where Donny gets to be Board President forever, has veto power over everything, and gets to pocket each country’s billion-dollar initiation fee — held its very first meeting yesterday.

here’s how it went: it was a three-ring fucking clown show. it was really no different from a glorified cabinet meeting. it followed the exact same template as when Donny sits down in the Oval Bordello with his various Secretaries of Stupidity — complete with the thing where they go around the room and everyone tries to outdo each other with outlandish, over-the-top praise of Dear Leader.

Kazakstan President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev: “I also would like to propose to establish a special President Trump award of the Board of Peace to recognize his outsanding peace-building efforts and achievements. I’m confident, Mr. President, that under your strong leadership, the Board of Peace will successfully deliver its great, noble mission.”

President Tokayev understands how this game his played: gin up some cheesy fake-gold trinket, award it to Dear Leader, and he’ll be putty in your hands.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dont-wake-the-elderly-fuckwit-peace