Jeff Tiedrich - convicted felon has a solution to crime -- just let the cops crack some skulls [View all]

the journalist H.L. Mencken once said, “for every complex problem, there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.”

Donny Convict heard that call, rolled up his sleeves and got straight to work. he’s devoted his whole life to coming up with the dumbest possible answers to the world’s most complex problems.

hurricane in the Gulf? just nuke the shit out of fucker. boom! problem gone.

drought in California? it’s as plain as the nose on your face, pal — just turn that big-ass imaginary faucet up in Canada and steal all their water.

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