Jeff Tiedrich - this week in stupid: September 28 edition [View all]

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at some of the highlights.

let’s start the week off right and check in with MAGA Prophet Julie Green.

Julie’s deal, you’ll recall, is that she has regular sit-downs with God Almighty, during which she’ll write down all the juicy shit he tells her. here’s the transcript of this week’s ethereal coffee klatch, in which Our Heavenly Father warns of a Deep State plot to influence the election.

“they will set off earthquakes. they will set off volcanoes and insane weather. they will set off political windfalls. they will set a political windfall. they will set off the markets in a catastrophic fall. the oceans are roaring and a tsunami will be reported — not only a natural one, but a political tsunami wave will hit your enemies like never before. Putin will make an announcement that will destroy this establishment’s propaganda, and their plans against him, and the United States. I told you there are foreign leaders against you. but there are foreign nations that have leaders that are supportive allies. the reign of my eagle shall bring down the globalists. Putin’s next moves will shock the world. he has truths that your enemies thought they had killed and buried.”

I have a question: does God not understand how omnipotence works? what the fuck am I supposed to do about a Deep State so powerful that it can set off volcanoes? write them a strongly-worded letter?

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