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Norrrm

(6,333 posts)
5. Told gf's family I was going to invest her money in Trump
Sat Jul 4, 2026, 04:45 PM
Jul 4

They are solid Trumpers.
Brother asked if I had power of attorney.
Daughter called just before midnight when she read the email.
... Was worried I would really do it.
... Could not admit Trump was a crook/dishonest.
... Said Trump did not need her money with all his "millions".
Son - no reply - knew I would never do such a stupid thing.
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GF's investments are not doing that well. I'm going to have her cash out all of her stocks, money market accounts, and other investments. Her house has a huge amount of equity for a home loan.
Put the money into a sure thing, a golden opportunity, all from a known, successful businessman, Donald J Trump.
It is wise to diversify, so half will go to his stock, DJT, and half to his crypto currency. The stock is down slightly so it is a good opportunity before he brings it back up with his business acumen.
His crypto currency will be partially managed/advised by his three capable sons... Looking forward to great returns from a brilliant businessman with no risk of downside.
It's no wonder people have such great faith in him.

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4 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

I have absolutely zero sympathy. RockRaven Jul 4 #1
They bought that crypto because they are cultists. iemanja Jul 4 #3
I'm delighted! Du916 Jul 4 #12
Trump is a KNOWN con man Skittles Jul 4 #20
Cheeto knows his chumps peppertree Jul 5 #21
They are like some "tough guy" who tried to pick a fight with the NBA's Charles Barkley in a club. Botany Jul 5 #30
He really needs a hat that says that he is a cheater and traitor on the front.........or a Con man turbinetree Jul 4 #2
PT Barnum smiles. paleotn Jul 4 #4
Told gf's family I was going to invest her money in Trump Norrrm Jul 4 #5
That's horrible underpants Jul 4 #6
That reads like a story from "The Onion".... AZ8theist Jul 4 #7
This message was self-deleted by its author mahina Jul 5 #23
Investors? Nope, suckers. twodogsbarking Jul 4 #8
"Nearly a million investors" were losers ... none of them named Trump 11 Bravo Jul 4 #9
Cue the sad trombone...! Grins Jul 4 #10
How many were liberals? BidenRocks Jul 4 #11
None. iemanja Jul 4 #15
Good. SamuelAdams Jul 4 #13
Too bad, so sad 😞 oasis Jul 4 #14
Crypto, gypto, klepto!!! oasis Jul 4 #16
Good news! The Felon found much of that lost money. Buddyzbuddy Jul 4 #17
Meanwhile, DJT stock is down 90% from historical highs Kaleva Jul 4 #18
Shared on FB. Martin68 Jul 4 #19
To me, crypto is a fool's game. sakabatou Jul 5 #22
I remember something from when I was a kid. Old Crank Jul 5 #24
it is the bible , crank, proverbs 21:20 rampartd Jul 5 #27
That TrashCoin debuted on MLK Day / Inauguration Day in January 2025. John1956PA Jul 5 #25
"a fool and his money are soon parted" proverbs 21:20 rampartd Jul 5 #26
MAGA Business Acumen Equals modrepub Jul 5 #29
Trump's recent financial disclosures revealed $2.2 billion in earnings were largely from cryptocurrency ventures. sop Jul 5 #28
Can anyone guess.... SergeStorms Jul 5 #31
What could go wrong investing in tulip bulbs? multigraincracker Jul 5 #32
"A fool and his money are soon parted" IbogaProject Jul 5 #33
You put it a lot nicer then I would have. mdbl Jul 5 #34
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