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Permanut

(8,708 posts)
26. Genius.
Sat Jun 20, 2026, 11:56 PM
Saturday

I'm thinking about setting up my own toll booth on the I-5 freeway out of Portland. Say, five bucks a car, there must be 25,000 cars going throug there every day.

Why didn't I think of that before?

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Someone should tell the delusional clown he doesn't control the Strait.. agingdem Saturday #1
Like that hasn't been going on since he got elected again. OldBaldy1701E Yesterday #32
Wut? FalloutShelter Saturday #2
another 'statement' that is so far fetched as to be delusional stopdiggin Saturday #3
"You're not charging tolls! I'M charging tolls! So there!" tanyev Saturday #4
Oh FFS! sheshe2 Saturday #5
There is no way China is paying the US tolls Johonny Saturday #6
How long before shithead TACOs again on this? AZLD4Candidate Saturday #7
I give it 24 hours. Ray Bruns Saturday #12
Taco tolls. nt ImNotGod Saturday #8
Who's paying his stupid tolls? C_U_L8R Saturday #9
Venmo Eric @ Cryptocon.Ineedahug rubbersole Saturday #10
I don't understand where the UN is in all this. Non-actor? nt wiggs Saturday #11
The UN, like all of us, are just hoping that... LudwigPastorius Yesterday #30
Everyone hoped that about my mom. murielm99 23 hrs ago #36
Defensive organization, not offensive. Trump's doing this all on his own. travelingthrulife Yesterday #33
The Trump Organization will now be selling tags cloudbase Saturday #13
STFU liberalgunwilltravel Saturday #14
60 days? What happened to two weeks? ananda Saturday #15
The $14M grift on the reflecting pool is over,thinks this one will be his next Bengus81 Saturday #16
"60 days, 2 weeks, soon, we'll see what happens".... AZ8theist Saturday #17
like a yapping azureblue Saturday #18
Doors can have locks two sides, like Germany after WWII. Surprised it took him this long to figure it out. OC375 Saturday #19
"services rendered as the Guardian Angel to the countries of the Middle East."--so our military riversedge Saturday #20
Any and all money collected from "tolls" will automatically find its way slightlv Saturday #22
He knows NOTHING!! bluestarone Saturday #21
I CAN SEE IT NOW ; The Donald J. Trump TOLL BOOTH OF THE STRAIGHT HORMUZ YoshidaYui Saturday #23
Then it will be The Strait of Warm Dues ananda Saturday #24
Good luck with that one, cupcake. jeffreyi Saturday #25
And don't think they don't know it. That, and the mid terms coming up. They hold the cards. Katinfl 20 hrs ago #38
Genius. Permanut Saturday #26
where's he putting the toll booth? Historic NY Yesterday #27
Oh good lord, make it stop! Dude, you don't get to threaten shit now. 0rganism Yesterday #28
He's pissed because he made a fool of himself at the G7 meeting. travelingthrulife Yesterday #34
"Guardian Angel" to the Middle East... LudwigPastorius Yesterday #29
he's such a fucking embarrassment Skittles Yesterday #31
TACO time! Every day is becoming TACO day. Wonder Why Yesterday #35
Providing once and for all irrefutable evidence that he is a troll. Hugin 23 hrs ago #37
Trump Always Uses The Same Formula DallasNE 13 hrs ago #39
Trump puts his own phantom tollbooth on the Hormuz PufPuf23 12 hrs ago #40
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