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joanbarnes

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27. Too bad it didn't sh*t too!

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Sat Jun 13, 2026, 11:31 AM

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Elephant at Texas GOP Convention Shocks Audience by Peeing All Over the Floor [View all] BumRushDaShow 22 hrs ago OP

President Biden whispered in the animal's ear. KY_EnviroGuy 22 hrs ago #1

Clearly, the elephant didn't want to be there. raccoon 22 hrs ago #2

Poor animal probably got scared by those freaks fujiyamasan 21 hrs ago #3

Was this perfect or what?! LOL! slightlv 20 hrs ago #4

When I first saw the title of the post... Trueblue Texan 20 hrs ago #5

Perfect! 2naSalit 20 hrs ago #6

According to biological studies on the "Universal Law of Urination," an elephant can urinate from 3 to 13 gallons sop 20 hrs ago #7

Well-aimed, and with lots of splash. Talitha 15 hrs ago #25

It may not smell nice but 'gad, what a critic. 3Hotdogs 19 hrs ago #8

Wear your galoshes for a larger than life surprise! tanyev 19 hrs ago #9

Don't know why anyone was shocked lonely bird 19 hrs ago #10

I think that elephant is voting BLUE! FakeNoose 17 hrs ago #18

The Perfect Image of the GOP lavoosh99 13 hrs ago #33

Ha! Morons. Hugin 18 hrs ago #11

Well that was a piss poor decision cate94 18 hrs ago #12

What's the difference between that and Pres Dump peeing all over everything? mdbl 18 hrs ago #13

Why was the poor elephant there in the first place? Ghost of Tom Joad 18 hrs ago #14

If they don't care about treating people humanely BumRushDaShow 18 hrs ago #16

So true Ghost of Tom Joad 17 hrs ago #20

I agree. Most circuses don't use animal acts any more because it was abuse. Elephants Ziggysmom 10 hrs ago #41

It was intentional. Elephants have smarts and opinions. marble falls 18 hrs ago #15

Headline "Elephant gives his thoughts on repugs - 'Piss on 'em!" he said" Wonder Why 17 hrs ago #17

😄 mwmisses4289 14 hrs ago #32

THANKS for the best story today! FakeNoose 17 hrs ago #19

The golden shower. Where is Trump. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #21

*snort* Talitha 15 hrs ago #26

It's tail was up too, like it was ready to poop.😊 Figarosmom 17 hrs ago #22

How fitting Hassin Bin Sober 16 hrs ago #23

I am surprised they didn't bottle the pee and sell it as medicine, as is their wont. JoihInMableton 16 hrs ago #24

Too bad it didn't sh*t too! joanbarnes 15 hrs ago #27

I started laughing just reading the headline! Bayard 15 hrs ago #28

Just before the event, someone bought 1 million elephant diaper futures. usonian 15 hrs ago #29

Elephant telling GOPedo "Quit using us as your symbol!" Wild blueberry 15 hrs ago #30

That's what really bugs me, too, Wild blueberry! Elephants are great animals, BComplex 1 hr ago #42

So where are the Memes? Gymbo 14 hrs ago #31

It's bigger than everyone. It'll do whatever it wants. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 13 hrs ago #34

LOL, how appropriate. Just what Dump and his minions are doing all over the Constitution. Martin68 12 hrs ago #35

That's hilarious! red dog 1 12 hrs ago #36

Elephants pee? Shocking! mdbl 12 hrs ago #37

Probably the most eloquent statement of the day. lpbk2713 12 hrs ago #38

Trickle Down Elepha-nomics LudwigPastorius 12 hrs ago #39

The culmination of GOP trickle down economics nt lostnfound 12 hrs ago #40

Reminds me of a small circus I went to. Kablooie 17 min ago #43