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AZLD4Candidate

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11. To borrow from The Arrogant Worms from their song "Wouldn't It Be Great If Everybody Had a Gun:"

Reply to riversedge (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 09:34 PM

15 hrs ago

If one of my "friends" gets a super-duper ballroom with a super-duper automatic weapon with a CD-Rom drive, Then I'm going to get a Super-duper ballroom with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play BTO ... I'll go so fast I'll be able to chase you from here to Saigon, and then I'll shoot like little Nerf rockets at you and poke you in the Eye 'cause it'll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye things, and I'll get myself another guitar amp... (continue ranting as the song fades)

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Trump's latest reason for his new ballroom: A rooftop 'DronePort' [View all] riversedge 19 hrs ago OP

How incredibly stupid. Srkdqltr 19 hrs ago #1

Another dumb idea. However, a good excuse to funnel even more taxpayer money to big tech drray23 19 hrs ago #2

That's all this shit is about. Funneling money to big tech. Karasu 16 hrs ago #6

You're saying all those F-16s at Andrews no longer work? jmowreader 18 hrs ago #3

Why are there trucks on the roof of the ballroom? Intractable 18 hrs ago #4

Doesn't he sound like every teenager (especially the boys) slightlv 17 hrs ago #5

We have 8 military bases in the Washington DC area, including Andrews Air Force Base FakeNoose 16 hrs ago #7

No need, and... reACTIONary 16 hrs ago #8

If he can't hole up in the bunker, he wants to be able to make a quick exit. Grokenstein 15 hrs ago #9

I thought this stupid thing was supposed to be for state dinners. Initech 15 hrs ago #10

To borrow from The Arrogant Worms from their song "Wouldn't It Be Great If Everybody Had a Gun:" AZLD4Candidate 15 hrs ago #11

Sooo, drones, fuel trucks, and armaments are now going to be on top of a building directly adjacent to the White House? LudwigPastorius 13 hrs ago #12

Stupid fuicking Orange Bastard fucking ruined the motherfucking White House. Fuck that ballroom shit. SoFlaBro 12 hrs ago #13

So build the drone port first. truthisfreedom 12 hrs ago #14

Is it safe from say The Boogieman? Monsters in the closet? RFKJr? Mike Johnson? Melaaaaaaniaaaaah? twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #15

Sooo... GiqueCee 4 hrs ago #16