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SpankMe

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9. Schmuck thinks he's Steve Irwin

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 08:29 PM

6 hrs ago

Wouldn't it just suck if a poisonous snake mismarked as something harmless showed up in his bathroom? I'd love to see a King Cobra shaped like a kitten lay in to the man's sack.

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RFK Jr. Repeatedly Bitten After Picking Up 2 Wild Snakes While Cheryl Hines Pleads With Him to Put Them Down [View all] BumRushDaShow 7 hrs ago OP

How are the snakes? Marcuse 7 hrs ago #1

Poor things. efhmc 6 hrs ago #7

I don't think there's an anti-venom that could save the snakes Jerry2144 6 hrs ago #8

Evidence Roy Rolling 3 hrs ago #35

Bring on dweller 7 hrs ago #2

Hell, release the Kraken! BaronChocula 5 hrs ago #16

Maybe it gets infected. The Madcap 7 hrs ago #3

Lightning fast! lol BootinUp 7 hrs ago #4

Isn't he supposed to be at a Cabinet meeting, kissing Trump's ginormous ass? . . . Journeyman 7 hrs ago #5

Even usually timms139 7 hrs ago #6

Schmuck thinks he's Steve Irwin SpankMe 6 hrs ago #9

What an ass. enough 6 hrs ago #10

If they bit him in the throat. Captain Zero 6 hrs ago #12

He does have a condition called spasmodic dysphonia. niyad 4 hrs ago #32

He's welcome to come down here and try that with a couple of our local water mocassins (cottonmouths). eppur_se_muova 6 hrs ago #11

Have you got any coral snakes he could try? lastlib 5 hrs ago #19

Try FL. nt eppur_se_muova 4 hrs ago #22

Breaking News: The snakes have been infected with brain worms. Film at 11. Marcuse 6 hrs ago #13

I'd donate rpannier 4 hrs ago #26

Hoping the snakes' fangs are extra germy LearnedHand 6 hrs ago #14

I'm told that snakes don't brush their teeth very often....... lastlib 5 hrs ago #18

Blessed Mother of Bacterial Infections don't fail us now! Hassin Bin Sober 4 hrs ago #24

He said he doesn't wash his hands??? Maraya1969 1 hr ago #43

His brain is broken and half eaten away nt Javaman 6 hrs ago #15

Bit him? That poor snake. Grins 5 hrs ago #17

Shame they were black racers. cab67 4 hrs ago #20

Black Mamba comes to mind rpannier 4 hrs ago #25

Why couldn't they have been diamondbacks????? FoxNewsSucks 4 hrs ago #21

Pity rpannier 4 hrs ago #23

I only saw one snake in the video! MLAA 4 hrs ago #27

Zing! littlemissmartypants 4 hrs ago #31

Next up - Bobby the K speaks in tongues. yorkster 4 hrs ago #28

Did the snakes die from the bites? AverageOldGuy 4 hrs ago #29

I wish they were Garter snakes. When picked up, they wiggle. Then they bite. If that doesn't work, 3Hotdogs 4 hrs ago #30

Bring out the snakes Norrrm 4 hrs ago #33

The quick google search that I did said they hate to be handled, and bite, niyad 4 hrs ago #34

"exude a foul-smelling musk" IcyPeas 2 hrs ago #37

That was certainly my first thought. niyad 2 hrs ago #38

Cheryl Hines is as dumb as he is NoRethugFriends 2 hrs ago #36

They're non-venomous snakes but they eat toads, birds, eggs, rodents Akakoji 2 hrs ago #39

WHERE's all the good Rattlesnakes when we need one ??? Jack Valentino 2 hrs ago #40

He's not afraid snake bites because he's handled them for years for their oil. C Moon 2 hrs ago #41

Good one! colorado_ufo 1 hr ago #42

Thanks! :) C Moon 27 min ago #44