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raccoon

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19. yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev?

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2026, 04:58 AM

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General Ralph Landry: You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - “When you get yourself into a situation you can’t get out of, open the first letter, and you’ll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can’t get out of, open the second letter”. Well, soon enough, this guy found himself into a tight place, so he opened the first letter. Which said - “Blame everything on me”. So he blames the old man, it worked like a charm. He got himself into a second situation he couldn’t get out of, he opened the second letter. It said - “Sit down, and write two letters”.

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The letter is up his ass kacekwl Yesterday #4

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Sounds like fodder for a writing contest. usonian 20 hrs ago #17

The Iranians aren't dumb enough to try an overt assassination attempt. LudwigPastorius 19 hrs ago #18

yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev? raccoon 15 hrs ago #19

"Blow the whole country up" if he gets assassinated? Orrex 13 hrs ago #20

Reminds me of the old joke COL Mustard 12 hrs ago #21

Did he also write a letter to be read in case he chokes on a Big Mac ? or KFC ? eppur_se_muova 8 hrs ago #23

"Trump writes a letter" - lol TBF 8 hrs ago #24