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lastlib

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19. I want the Church of the Sacred Head-Hunters.......
Mon May 11, 2026, 11:24 AM
Yesterday

I truly believe that head-hunting is the ONE TRUE path to salvation! If you do not believe that, then I implore you--go and impale your neighbor's head on a pike, and FEEL the salvation of head-hunting come over you!



These fellas got it! Going to heaven, or wherever!

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I cannot abide these priorities and shall seek ways to abridge them. ahnakneemoose Yesterday #1
Glad I don't live there. sinkingfeeling Yesterday #2
I wish I had the financial ability not to. cstanleytech Yesterday #5
Why dont they just call it johnnyfins Yesterday #3
So is the Supreme Court going to invalidate the 1st Amendment like they did the Civil Rights Act? ChicagoTeamster Yesterday #4
They are Christian Nationalists. They expect to rum the whole country. travelingthrulife Yesterday #11
H. L. Mencken nailed it... GiqueCee Yesterday #6
He wasn't a perfect man, but he was 100% correct on this wolfie001 Yesterday #7
The devil lurks in Christ's shadow Gum Logger Yesterday #16
Ah, but which church? tanyev Yesterday #8
Flying Spaghetti Monster or Satan? Pinback Yesterday #15
Ah, ah, ah... GiqueCee Yesterday #17
One of my favorite quotes: lastlib Yesterday #18
I Suggest We All Convert modrepub Yesterday #9
I want the Church of the Sacred Head-Hunters....... lastlib Yesterday #19
Another case of--Let's throw out the parts of the Constitution that are inconvenient for our wishes. Bayard Yesterday #10
They want their own Constitution. The bible they say. travelingthrulife Yesterday #12
Watch out for the Church of Satan RainCaster Yesterday #13
There is no "conservative" majority in the Supreme Court Martin Eden Yesterday #14
The Christo-fascist right J_William_Ryan Yesterday #20
Religion is the ultimate 'It wasn't me!' situation. OldBaldy1701E Yesterday #22
Liberty? Ha photokat Yesterday #21
Hasn't that ship already sailed?? The amount of day light visible between the two grows dimmer every day. Marie Marie Yesterday #23
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